Friday Conversation: Attack Of The Friday the 13th Quotes
I had something else lined up for today, but one of our visitors, Schotta, mentioned we should all be able to mention our favorite quotes. So, I figured why not and alas here is your chance to discuss your favorite and most memorable quotes from Friday the 13th. Anything goes. Any movie. Any character. Any way you want.
My personal favorites come a plenty from A New Beginning, but here is a taste of some of the quotes I like from the movies:
- “You big dildo, eat your f*ckin slop!”
- “I’m gonna chop you into itty bitty pieces my friend. Just like they did to that piggo, over there at the f*ckin crazy farm.”
- “You’re damn lucky kid. With all of the grief you’ve given me, you should be leaving wearing your balls as earings. And if I ever see you around here you can guarantee it!”
- “That reminds me a of a little girl in a pink dress, sticking a hotdog through a doughnut.”
Shelly: “They said they were going skinny-dipping… and I’m not skinny enough.”
Part 4: Nurse Morgan to Axel: “Axel you’re the Super Bowl of self-abuse!”
Part 3: Chris to Jason: “You can’t be alive!”
Part 2: Paul to Ginny: “These kids smoke better dope than I do.”
Part 1: Officer Dorf to Ned: “I told you to sit on it, Tonto.”
Easy for me- “Hey, Ted, where’s that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew?” Love this quote.
here is my favourite quote
Part 5: Come on mothafocka say whoa, come on mothafucka say hey! come on mothafucka FIX THE FUCKING CAR! a rat tat tat tat tootie (engine starts) alright YEAH!! WHOO!! LETS GO! (gets sliced from ear to ear)
Part 4: Ted) Let me run this through the computer… it says your a dead fuck.
Jimbo) a dead fuck?
Ted) a lousy lay….you know eh (points his finger down and smiles)
Jimbo) yeah yeah i get it but there is no computer!
Ted) AHA! and there´s no betty either!
Jimbo) then i´m a dead fuck
Ted) like i say the computer dont lie.
Part 8: Come on give me your best shot!
Part 1
Crazy Ralph:
You’re going to Camp Blood, ain’t ya?
You’ll never come back again..
Part 6
Deputy Rick Cologne:
Happy Friday the 13th
Part 6: Nancy: it’s real just like in the movies!
Part 4: trish and Tommy: die! Die! Tommy! Die!
Part 2: welcome to God’s country!
“All dead? Some emergency.”
pt4
Thanks Jasonfury!
part 1: Well I am Mrs Voorhees, an old friend of the Christies”
Paul part 2: ” I am gonna give it to you straight about jason”
2009 remake: ” you came about this close to hitting the start button on a whoop ass machine boy” – Pot smoking Farmer
Have a great week-end guys
Well, it is a given fact that anything Ethel (Part 5) says is automatically awesome. And since I can’t decide which quote is my favorite, I will just say that all of Ethel’s quotes are my favorite.
“This shitbox is gross.” Demon pt. 5
“You’re always hungry Shelley now eat!” Andy pt. 3
“This place is starting to look like a Burger King.” Paul pt. 2
“You were about to give us our lets keep our shit together speech… Mr. Holt.” Ted pt. 2
“Guys, it’s okay! He just wanted his machete back!” Professor Lowe Jason X
“If this is a joke I’m gonna brain ‘em.” Bill pt. 1
“You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Coloumbian gold, man. Hash, the grass, the weed, dig it?” Officer Dorf pt. 1
” I don’t know. I flunked Spanish.” Debbie pt. 3
“He thinks that’s funny. He thinks that’s a funny thing he’s doing.” Jimmy pt. 4
“She still is. All you gotta do is go over there and take off your pants…” Axel pt. 4
“Happy birthday, Michael, you lucky son-of-a-bitch. Many happy returns. Love, Melissa.(tosses the card) Cunt.” Eddie pt. 7
I could go on and on but I digress.
Most of my favorites have been mentioned already, but there’s also:
“Kill ‘er, mommy!” – Pamela
Part V: “Must be those damn enchilladas!”
Part IV: “Yeah, well there is no computer.”
“Aha! And there’s not Betty either.”
Part VI: “Mind if I snatch a peek, or vice versa?”
Part VI: “Mind if I snatch a peek, or vice versa?”
HA! I forgot about that one!
Smoke? Don’t smoke. Causes cancer! — Kevin Bacon to Dorf
ggrrrrrrrrahhhhhgggggggghhhhh!!! –Jason upon being stabbed in the hand in part 3
“ggrrrrrrrrahhhhhgggggggghhhhh!!! –Jason upon being stabbed in the hand in part 3″
How about one of only a few speaking Jason quotes from all of our favorites of the franchise, Jason Takes Manhattan:
“Mommy, don’t let me drown, mommy!”
I forgot :
remake 2009: ” your tits are fcking stupendous” -Trent
2009 Remake: “People go missin’ around here, they’re gone for good”
-Old Lady
Part VII – “And your LYING TO ME! Your lying because it happens when your emotions are at their peek” dont know why i always found hat funny lol
Part VI- “So, what WERE you gonna be when you grew up” boy camper
Part VI- “Wherever the red dot goes, YA BANG” Deputy
These are pretty classic too.
It’s A Death Curse….!!!
Caretaker from pt. 6: “Dig him up? Does he think I’m a fart head?”
^ Kids @ Camp Forest Green: “Yeaaaaah!”
Eddie Part 7: To take a cold shower, I have a date with a soap on a rope.”
Mrs. Voorhees part 1: “You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday!”
Mattie Part 7: “A little touch up work my Ass!”
Steven (JGTH) “Go…To…HELL!!!”
Rowan JX: “Jason F*cking Voorhees is what’s going on!”
Mattie Part 7: “A little touch up work my Ass!”
Love that one!
part 1-Mrs. Voorhees: Come now dear, itll be easier for You then it was for Jason.
part 2-Ginny: Paul theres someone in this fucking room.
part 3-Shelly: Beg Your pardon. Im not an asshole Im an actor.
part 4-Tommy: Some pack of patootzies huh?
part 5-Ethel: You big dildo, eat Your fuckin slop.
part 6-Sherrif Garris: Thats whats called screwin the pooch, iron this punk.
part 7-David: Columbian express is pulling out, all aboard.
part 8-Julius: School is out!!! Mcollough
JGTH-Joey B.: Itll be just as cute when its on the fuckin street now get it out.
Jason X-Professer Lowe: Its ok He just wanted His machete back.
FVJ-Freddy (disguised as stoner guy): Let Me handle this, bitch!!!
Ft13th (2009)-Chewie: They dont call Me the wood wizard cause I masturbate alot.
Part 4: “He’s killing me! He’s killing me!
pt5 – I’ve got a bomb on me! I swear to ya! one step closer and i’ll blow you all up!
pt 5: “C’mon Roy…get yer hands dirty”
Part 6 – young kid : if this is as exciting as it gets, we’re in big trouble.
Part 3 – Chuck : what happened to your windshield, man.
Part 4 – Axel : na, got one more, real cute girl
Parametic : was
Axel : well, she still is *wink*
axel from pt 4: holy jumping christmas shit!
tommy jarvis pt 6: come on ya puusssy!
remake: your lucky that old mummy fart didnt come out and put buckshot in your ass!
“Why not man is there a law against it?” Chuck pt. 3
May I add a few more please:
I’m glad I’n the 1st to say it:
Coroner (JGTH) “Hey F*ck, Hey, how you doing you maggoty-ass blown up f*ck? Suck this…suck it!” “You know what I’d like to do to you? I’d like to take a crap right on your f*cking mask…a big old mango sized crap.” <—NOw THAT is the only time someone got to say that to Jason Voorhees ppl!
JR(part5); "He hurt me maw!"
Fox(part3); "Is this your rubber?"
Guy on tv(JX) "Doctor, doctor, you are one son of a bitch!"
“You’re tits are so fuckin’ juicy dude” (Trent-Friday 2009)
Coroner (JGTH) “Hey F*ck, Hey, how you doing you maggoty-ass blown up f*ck? Suck this…suck it!” “You know what I’d like to do to you? I’d like to take a crap right on your f*cking mask…a big old mango sized crap.” <—NOw THAT is the only time someone got to say that to Jason Voorhees ppl!
And hopefully the last.
Part 6:
LIZBETH
Darren, we better turn around.
DARREN
Why?
LIZBETH
Why? Because I’ve seen enough horror movies to know masked
weirdos are never friendly.
One line I use myself from time to time…
Part 1: More beer? More beer.
Part 4:Ted,”wanna give the old teddy bear a kiss?”
part 8:time square punk’s,where jason lift’s his mask and the one punk is like”it’s cool man,,,,,,,,it’s cool! after jason kick’s the stereo boom box.