Comments on: Friday Franchise Haiku Film Reviews

By: Dachande

Dachande — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:38:53 +0000

Was pretty funny stuff.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:11:43 +0000

I think it’s pretty clear that they intended the audience to assume that Jason made the call, like in Part III it is pretty clearly implied that he raped the Final Girl (in 3D, I suppose). They were obviously making it up as they went along, without too much concern for continuity

By: Puckbunny13

Puckbunny13 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:05:31 +0000

Cool poems.
I always wondered about the phone call. I really can’t rationalise that it’s Jason. Not only do we have to swallow that he can use a phone but that he knew her name, looked her up in the phone book, wrote the number down on a piece of paper… Not happening. I think that I decided that it was a creepy coincidence. Much more plausible.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:42:54 +0000

I’m glad you enjoyed them. I taking suggestions about what to do next – I am thinking the Nightmare on Elm Street series

By: WitheredCarnation

WitheredCarnation — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:52:21 +0000

These reviews are fun!
Jason goes to poem class
to stab me with pens.

By: jasonsfury

jasonsfury — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:46:38 +0000

Chuck,
The haiku is referring to the beginning of Part 2 when Alice answers the phone, their is dead silence and then the phone on the other end hangs up. It is assumed that is Jason calling.

By: chuck

chuck — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:18:25 +0000

when did he use a phone in part 2?

By: daizab (Japanese F13 fan)

daizab (Japanese F13 fan) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:09:34 +0000

I learnt the thing that “Haiku” existed also in countries other than Japan for the first time…

Certainly, this is a zestful attempt.

By: ratta tatta touille

ratta tatta touille — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:59:11 +0000

these are good. some of them are so spot on.

By: Tonyloomis

Tonyloomis — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:48:35 +0000

This was funny!!! Part 9- No, Title Totally Lies! LOL