Comments on: How To Survive A Jason Attack http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/ News & Updates for fridaythe13thfilms.com Fri, 24 Sep 2024 20:55:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: large condoms http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-58204 large condoms Tue, 24 Mar 2024 04:21:24 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-58204 large condoms large condoms

]]> By: jennifer http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-40422 jennifer Sun, 22 Feb 2024 19:44:33 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-40422 i love friday the 13th!!!!!!!!asome i love friday the 13th!!!!!!!!asome

]]> By: masterofthemoon http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-40383 masterofthemoon Sun, 22 Feb 2024 15:56:48 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-40383 Someone should tell this fool over at MTV to check his sources before mentioning scenes and characters from the movies. I saw a ton of mistakes, Dr.Kiser? More like Dr.Crews and not the actor\'s last name! Someone should tell this fool over at MTV to check his sources before mentioning scenes and characters from the movies. I saw a ton of mistakes, Dr.Kiser? More like Dr.Crews and not the actor\’s last name!

]]> By: Myers101 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-40139 Myers101 Sat, 21 Feb 2024 20:26:32 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-40139 The message in any horror movie is DON'T HAVE SEX statistical fact anyone who has sex in a horror movie dies in minutes The message in any horror movie is DON’T HAVE SEX statistical fact anyone who has sex in a horror movie dies in minutes

]]> By: Jake http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39571 Jake Fri, 20 Feb 2024 16:00:00 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39571 Carry a licensed firearm. Mace, tazor. Are you in bear country? Best to stay the fuck out of the woods if you don't know what your doing. Carry a licensed firearm. Mace, tazor. Are you in bear country?

Best to stay the fuck out of the woods if you don’t know what your doing.

]]> By: djblizzard http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39378 djblizzard Fri, 20 Feb 2024 06:22:22 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39378 How to Survive a Jason Attack: Be a relatively innocent and strong willed young woman and/or her relatively innocent and strong willed love interest. And that second one isn't even a gimme... How to Survive a Jason Attack:
Be a relatively innocent and strong willed young woman and/or her relatively innocent and strong willed love interest. And that second one isn’t even a gimme…

]]> By: lynnsky http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39308 lynnsky Fri, 20 Feb 2024 03:35:30 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39308 How to Survive a Jason Attack? Dont go camping. Period. Stay out of dark places where he lurks. Odds are if you are in a place where you are not supposed to be..you're gonna die. Anything to do with looking like a barn off to the side of a road..pass it by..go on to the next town..you'll live. If you do encounter him. Play Dead then use your combat knife to degut the dude for good..If he is already in your face. You're dead..either way don't fight it..just let him cut you..its easier and odds are you might get lucky and he lets you live. Dont run..He hates to run and if he has to chase you he is going to stop and throw or harpoon your dumbass and treat you like a main course meal on a stick..he likes those. Keep a picture of his mother handy..show it so he thinks it her..it will confuse the guy and by you time to stab him in the eye..IMPAIR HIS VISION HE CANT KILL YOU IF HE CANT SEE YOU..AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..if the old man at the liquor store where you are buying your food..for the trip says you are doomed..leave and dont come back How to Survive a Jason Attack?

Dont go camping. Period. Stay out of dark places where he lurks. Odds are if you are in a place where you are not supposed to be..you’re gonna die. Anything to do with looking like a barn off to the side of a road..pass it by..go on to the next town..you’ll live. If you do encounter him. Play Dead then use your combat knife to degut the dude for good..If he is already in your face. You’re dead..either way don’t fight it..just let him cut you..its easier and odds are you might get lucky and he lets you live. Dont run..He hates to run and if he has to chase you he is going to stop and throw or harpoon your dumbass and treat you like a main course meal on a stick..he likes those. Keep a picture of his mother handy..show it so he thinks it her..it will confuse the guy and by you time to stab him in the eye..IMPAIR HIS VISION HE CANT KILL YOU IF HE CANT SEE YOU..AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..if the old man at the liquor store where you are buying your food..for the trip says you are doomed..leave and dont come back

]]> By: Mike New http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39136 Mike New Thu, 19 Feb 2024 20:28:48 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39136 I just reread the story slashmaster. I posted the comment on your page along with my email address. I will spread the word. I just reread the story slashmaster. I posted the comment on your page along with my email address. I will spread the word.

]]> By: Slashmaster http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39119 Slashmaster Thu, 19 Feb 2024 20:04:25 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39119 Okay, Heres the url: Slashmaster.webs.com Also leave your email so I can get some ideas from u. Okay, Heres the url:

Slashmaster.webs.com

Also leave your email so I can get some ideas from u.

]]> By: Mike New http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39117 Mike New Thu, 19 Feb 2024 20:01:51 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39117 can you post your url address again so I can visit the page again and leave comments. If you decide to start a sequel maybe I can throw a couple of suggestions up to you. I like to come up with stories for fun. I did a 60 type page story on my cpu of comparing one of my jobs to a prison and had fake characters that related to real people I knew. I also made a little comic was called the many adventures of stupid man with his side kick special ed vs diaper woman part 1 and 2. IT was pretty weird. I guess I like to be creative. can you post your url address again so I can visit the page again and leave comments. If you decide to start a sequel maybe I can throw a couple of suggestions up to you. I like to come up with stories for fun. I did a 60 type page story on my cpu of comparing one of my jobs to a prison and had fake characters that related to real people I knew. I also made a little comic was called the many adventures of stupid man with his side kick special ed vs diaper woman part 1 and 2. IT was pretty weird. I guess I like to be creative.

]]> By: Slashmaster http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39115 Slashmaster Thu, 19 Feb 2024 19:51:11 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39115 great, thankyou! I dont know if Ill start on a sequel jsut yet, I want to see how other people like it. But Im probably going to start another project. Check on my site regularily, also, leave your comments on the comment page great, thankyou! I dont know if Ill start on a sequel jsut yet, I want to see how other people like it. But Im probably going to start another project.

Check on my site regularily, also, leave your comments on the comment page

]]> By: Mike New http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39113 Mike New Thu, 19 Feb 2024 19:48:58 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39113 I like the new name slashmaster! I read that screenplay and I liked it. Time to start the sequel! I like the new name slashmaster! I read that screenplay and I liked it. Time to start the sequel!

]]> By: Slashmaster http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39104 Slashmaster Thu, 19 Feb 2024 19:36:37 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39104 You guys should read my new screenplay. It was inspired by F13. I dont think there is anything you can do to save yourself from Norman Carter(from my screenplay) You guys should read my new screenplay. It was inspired by F13. I dont think there is anything you can do to save yourself from Norman Carter(from my screenplay)

]]> By: Corey http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39083 Corey Thu, 19 Feb 2024 18:56:59 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39083 I wonder if he'd let us (the huge fans) live? I mean we are all for him right? I'd like to think I'd be safe...but then again I have been wrong many times before. I wonder if he’d let us (the huge fans) live? I mean we are all for him right? I’d like to think I’d be safe…but then again I have been wrong many times before.

]]> By: Mike New http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39072 Mike New Thu, 19 Feb 2024 18:49:27 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39072 Yea that was a funny you tube video. I watched it like 3 times! Yea that was a funny you tube video. I watched it like 3 times!

]]> By: T http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39066 T Thu, 19 Feb 2024 18:36:12 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39066 wow.....larry carroll u r a douche oh and mike new u got good taste in music lol wow…..larry carroll u r a douche oh and mike new u got good taste in music lol

]]> By: Mike New http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-39032 Mike New Thu, 19 Feb 2024 17:16:42 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-39032 Yea this guy def doesn't know his jason history. If I wrote this article I would of just said "You can't survivue a jason attack end of story!" (sings) if you ever had your face smashed in than you seen me! Have you ever impaled a guy on his weiner and he screams than you seen me. You seen me standing in the door! Flames out chasing a fat kid on the corn! Have you ever been fold backwards in a bed or a tree! If you ever been fold backwards than you seen me. Have you ever tried to kill someone and a bald corey feldman screamed. If you ever seen a bald corey feldman than you seen me. YOu seen me! (sings) Yea this guy def doesn’t know his jason history. If I wrote this article I would of just said “You can’t survivue a jason attack end of story!” (sings) if you ever had your face smashed in than you seen me! Have you ever impaled a guy on his weiner and he screams than you seen me. You seen me standing in the door! Flames out chasing a fat kid on the corn! Have you ever been fold backwards in a bed or a tree! If you ever been fold backwards than you seen me. Have you ever tried to kill someone and a bald corey feldman screamed. If you ever seen a bald corey feldman than you seen me. YOu seen me! (sings)

]]> By: Christian Sellers http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-38979 Christian Sellers Thu, 19 Feb 2024 15:28:05 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-38979 Sorry Colin, you already mentioned the tractor bit. WOuld be a fun article if his facts were right. But that's MTV for you! Sorry Colin, you already mentioned the tractor bit. WOuld be a fun article if his facts were right. But that’s MTV for you!

]]> By: Christian Sellers http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-38977 Christian Sellers Thu, 19 Feb 2024 15:26:46 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-38977 \'DO hit Jason head-on with a tractor trailer – When they did that in “Part VI,” it knocked Jason out for an entire 54 seconds\' Was that not done by Reggie in Part V? \’DO hit Jason head-on with a tractor trailer – When they did that in “Part VI,” it knocked Jason out for an entire 54 seconds\’ Was that not done by Reggie in Part V?

]]> By: Colin http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/how-to-survive-a-jason-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-38961 Colin Thu, 19 Feb 2024 15:05:24 +0000 http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/?p=1621#comment-38961 It was part V that they hit Roy with a tractor, not Jason and not part VI or IV or whichever one he mentions. Plus the kids in part VI were not councilors like he claims. Also Terry Keiser played Dr. Crews so I see where he got that one. But really dude, if you get paid for this shit then at least get it right. It was part V that they hit Roy with a tractor, not Jason and not part VI or IV or whichever one he mentions. Plus the kids in part VI were not councilors like he claims. Also Terry Keiser played Dr. Crews so I see where he got that one. But really dude, if you get paid for this shit then at least get it right.

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