Comments on: How To Survive A Jason Attack

By: large condoms

large condoms — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:21:24 +0000

large condoms

By: jennifer

jennifer — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:44:33 +0000

i love friday the 13th!!!!!!!!asome

By: masterofthemoon

masterofthemoon — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:56:48 +0000

Someone should tell this fool over at MTV to check his sources before mentioning scenes and characters from the movies. I saw a ton of mistakes, Dr.Kiser? More like Dr.Crews and not the actor\’s last name!

By: Myers101

Myers101 — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:26:32 +0000

The message in any horror movie is DON’T HAVE SEX statistical fact anyone who has sex in a horror movie dies in minutes

By: Jake

Jake — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Carry a licensed firearm. Mace, tazor. Are you in bear country?

Best to stay the fuck out of the woods if you don’t know what your doing.

By: djblizzard

djblizzard — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:22:22 +0000

How to Survive a Jason Attack:
Be a relatively innocent and strong willed young woman and/or her relatively innocent and strong willed love interest. And that second one isn’t even a gimme…

By: lynnsky

lynnsky — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:35:30 +0000

How to Survive a Jason Attack?

Dont go camping. Period. Stay out of dark places where he lurks. Odds are if you are in a place where you are not supposed to be..you’re gonna die. Anything to do with looking like a barn off to the side of a road..pass it by..go on to the next town..you’ll live. If you do encounter him. Play Dead then use your combat knife to degut the dude for good..If he is already in your face. You’re dead..either way don’t fight it..just let him cut you..its easier and odds are you might get lucky and he lets you live. Dont run..He hates to run and if he has to chase you he is going to stop and throw or harpoon your dumbass and treat you like a main course meal on a stick..he likes those. Keep a picture of his mother handy..show it so he thinks it her..it will confuse the guy and by you time to stab him in the eye..IMPAIR HIS VISION HE CANT KILL YOU IF HE CANT SEE YOU..AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..if the old man at the liquor store where you are buying your food..for the trip says you are doomed..leave and dont come back

By: Mike New

Mike New — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:28:48 +0000

I just reread the story slashmaster. I posted the comment on your page along with my email address. I will spread the word.

By: Slashmaster

Slashmaster — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:04:25 +0000

Okay, Heres the url:

Slashmaster.webs.com

Also leave your email so I can get some ideas from u.

By: Mike New

Mike New — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:01:51 +0000

can you post your url address again so I can visit the page again and leave comments. If you decide to start a sequel maybe I can throw a couple of suggestions up to you. I like to come up with stories for fun. I did a 60 type page story on my cpu of comparing one of my jobs to a prison and had fake characters that related to real people I knew. I also made a little comic was called the many adventures of stupid man with his side kick special ed vs diaper woman part 1 and 2. IT was pretty weird. I guess I like to be creative.

By: Slashmaster

Slashmaster — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:51:11 +0000

great, thankyou! I dont know if Ill start on a sequel jsut yet, I want to see how other people like it. But Im probably going to start another project.

Check on my site regularily, also, leave your comments on the comment page

By: Mike New

Mike New — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:48:58 +0000

I like the new name slashmaster! I read that screenplay and I liked it. Time to start the sequel!

By: Slashmaster

Slashmaster — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:36:37 +0000

You guys should read my new screenplay. It was inspired by F13. I dont think there is anything you can do to save yourself from Norman Carter(from my screenplay)

By: Corey

Corey — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:56:59 +0000

I wonder if he’d let us (the huge fans) live? I mean we are all for him right? I’d like to think I’d be safe…but then again I have been wrong many times before.

By: Mike New

Mike New — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:49:27 +0000

Yea that was a funny you tube video. I watched it like 3 times!

By: T

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:36:12 +0000

wow…..larry carroll u r a douche oh and mike new u got good taste in music lol

By: Mike New

Mike New — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:16:42 +0000

Yea this guy def doesn’t know his jason history. If I wrote this article I would of just said “You can’t survivue a jason attack end of story!” (sings) if you ever had your face smashed in than you seen me! Have you ever impaled a guy on his weiner and he screams than you seen me. You seen me standing in the door! Flames out chasing a fat kid on the corn! Have you ever been fold backwards in a bed or a tree! If you ever been fold backwards than you seen me. Have you ever tried to kill someone and a bald corey feldman screamed. If you ever seen a bald corey feldman than you seen me. YOu seen me! (sings)

By: Christian Sellers

Christian Sellers — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:28:05 +0000

Sorry Colin, you already mentioned the tractor bit. WOuld be a fun article if his facts were right. But that’s MTV for you!

By: Christian Sellers

Christian Sellers — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:26:46 +0000

\’DO hit Jason head-on with a tractor trailer – When they did that in “Part VI,” it knocked Jason out for an entire 54 seconds\’ Was that not done by Reggie in Part V?

By: Colin

Colin — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:05:24 +0000

It was part V that they hit Roy with a tractor, not Jason and not part VI or IV or whichever one he mentions. Plus the kids in part VI were not councilors like he claims. Also Terry Keiser played Dr. Crews so I see where he got that one. But really dude, if you get paid for this shit then at least get it right.