Comments on: Jason Is Not A Fucking Weed Farmer

By: hangman

hangman — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:23:38 +0000

also if jason killed the casarole guy were will he get his yum yums

By: hangman

hangman — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:21:42 +0000

lynnsky is hard core 50 cent wouldn’t keep going after all that.
shot nine times big deal

By: Bjarni Gautur

Bjarni Gautur — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:27:54 +0000

I’m sorry to break this to you guy, but the alleged pot farmer in the film was NOT the pot farmer, in the film he said that he found it. I noticed this because I paid attention, and because I was angry that the only conversations the film was thus far having was about either weed or GPS gadgets.

That being said, Jason killing a random civilian who has stayed at his home for months and years was pretty weird, which just made people laugh at the whole pot farmer joke. I mean, up until the climax, Jason only killed people that went near those weed bushes. It was stupid and silly.

When I saw it opening night, when Jason turned out those big lights, my friend leaned in and jokingly said “Is that what he uses to grow the weed?” We all had a good chuckle over that, that’s more then can be said over this movie.

By: the 2nd friday of the month

the 2nd friday of the month — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:29:04 +0000

I’m sorry that film makers can not come up with anything new and creative and think they have to make a classic into something else.. the art is lost… jest like disco music. nothing matches what was produced in the late 70’s and early 80’s… music and films.

sorry i paid the early fee to view FT13th2009.. the other one is the remake of “the day the earth stood still” what a sad remake

jest my opinion…

By: Renesis

Renesis — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:33:31 +0000

haha when I was watching it in the theater and seen the weed, I yelled Jasons a hippie! lol

its obviously not his, but funny.

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:06:22 +0000

yes I do.

More chocolate ovaltine please…

By: lynnsky

lynnsky — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:27:08 +0000

jake you fuckin rule man…you fuckin rule..that was cool shit

By: Jake

Jake — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:22:38 +0000

Gotta love dog tits!

Pamela Vorhees planted the marijuana. Jason felt he had to cultivate it. It was his moms ‘medicine’.

By: lynnsky

lynnsky — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:22:10 +0000

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I have never had so much fun in my life..I like coming here just to hear the comments..reminds me of preschool. This is the only place I know where I can hear all about inside pot farming jokes and critical acclaim for the socially inept..

By: Balooeyezz

Balooeyezz — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:53:05 +0000

biclve – Einstein couldn’t drive, either, you mouth-breathing fartsack.

By: Balooeyezz

Balooeyezz — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:52:46 +0000

This is the most fucking retarded debate since people started saying that it was the rat and not Ginny who peed under the bed. Both debates truly reveal just how much of the population has zero common sense.

By: SirMWK

SirMWK — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:07:48 +0000

Biclve, Jason couldn’t swim as a kid. This movie NEVER states that he was unable to swim in his adult years. Hell, it never even states that he drowned as a kid!

By: Sinz86

Sinz86 — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:56:59 +0000

What is this rambling moron talking about? You CAN say whatever you want but that doesn’t mean it makes any sense.

Your worried about the eight pairs of tits(I don’t know about the count)? Then you bash on gay people.

You know a retard when you see one? You couldn’t tell the difference between a cancerous cyst and your pecker.

You don’t sound like you know what your talking about hell you don’t even sound like a F13 fan. Just another Michael Bay sucks bandwagon jumper. I can’t repeat this enough: Michael Bay had no involvement in the script writing or direction.

Why do people come so hard when they don’t even have their facts straight?

By: Scott S

Scott S — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:17:44 +0000

No, but get this…YOU could read about it. Its in these things called books. Its even on the internet. Its the wave of the future man. And on the internet you can go to forums talk about dope, and say what ever crazy shit comes to your mind.

By: biclve

biclve — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:06:21 +0000

how do you know did you fucking ask him you shit? You a marxist? I should’nt be allowed to say things right. obama hasnt outlawed free speech yet you damn cumdump! holdoff on the pitchforks girls!

By: biclve

biclve — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:02:19 +0000

I mean dogs!!! please forgive me
i dont really like dog boobs by the way

By: Scott S

Scott S — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:53:31 +0000

Einstein couldn’t swim either.

By: biclve

biclve — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:15:35 +0000

Oh if he is so damn smart why was he unable to swim. Its not communist china I can think of alot of things that are retarded about the movie and then I can say those things if I choose. I guess watching a stupid movie is ok but commenting is bad. I bet a third grader could come up with a better death scene. Maybe I am not bright enough to get the A and B shit. But I know a fucking retard when I see it and jason looked like corky on steroids. pauholt You could not possibly have liked the movie for the story so you musta liked it for the blood or tits. thats not what I went for but thats what I got. If I wanna see 8 pairs of tits I’ll role my dog over. haha. I think some people stick up for this shitty movie cause they love michael penisbay. He is a faQQet hero and some people like this movie to much. Hey paulholt what would you rate this movie? 1-10 You seem to like it since you seen it more than once atleast… did micheal bay or any of his staff or actors make any mistakes? I know you will have some real well thought idea of what I did wrong. Did you know that the leading cause of death among gay people is suicide? it beat out aids!

By: Scott S

Scott S — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:10:08 +0000

I thought it was quite clear from the get go here Jason wasn’t a tard. In fact when judged against the comments here, Jason’s looking real mighty smart.

By: Paul Holt

Paul Holt — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:32:55 +0000

Honestly, can’t the audience be allowed to think a little? Or do we need to see an 80s style montage of Jason shooting the bow & arrow as he grows up? Maybe a training regimen montage like in the “Rocky” films?! Or even better, show Jason growing from a child to a man, and use the song “Hakuna Matata” while he prances around with animal friends.