“Welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order?”
“Yes, I’d like to have your Friday the 13th remake combo please. Does it still come with the latex hoody and hockey mask?”
“Yes it does.”
“Alright then. I will have that but can you switch out the regular coffee with an iced one and add a shot of hazelnut?”
“That will be $1.07 extra.”
“That’s cool. I’ve been working overtime and Walmart so money isn’t an object this week. I figure I could spoil myself a bit. Hahahaha.”
“Wow, you sound like you have your shit together, sir. You must be one of those cool people who think that Friday the 13th Part 2 is the best one.”
“I most certainly do.”
“Well in that case, the whole meal will be free of charge.”
“Thank you. That’s great.”
“Your welcome, Warrington Gillette. Please drive up to the next window.”
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