“Darling, you’re gonna be the death of me. Yeah, but what a way to go, huh?”

both classics from Martin the caretaker in pt 6!

\These kids smoke better dope than I do\-Paul Holt part 2.

\ I have warned thee, I have warned thee\-Abel part 3.

\It says Youre a dead fuck\-Teddy The Final Chapter

\You big dildo, eat Yer fuckin slop\-Ethel Hubbard A New Beginning

\All the grief Youve given Me You should be leaving wearing Your balls as earings\-Sherrif Garris part 6

\Columbian express is pulling out, all aboard\-David part 7

\ Yo man its cool, its cool man its cool\-street punk part 8

\itll be just as cute when its on the fuckin street now get it out\-Joey B. Jason Goes To Hell

\Let Me handle this, bitch\-Freddy Kreuger disguised as stoner kid Freddy Vs. Jason

\its ok He just wanted His machete back\-Professor Lowe Jason X

\They dont call Me the wood wizard cause I masturbate alot\-Chewie FT13th 2024

Jimbo – “Ya well there is no computer”
Ted – “Ah ha, and there’s no Betty either.”
Jimbo – “Then i’m a dead fuck”
Ted – “Like i said computer don’t lie”

That whole computer bit is classic and always funny

Axel – “Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus Goddamn! Holy Jesus Jumping Christmas Shit!”

This is probably one of the best outburts of all time :)

Hawes – “I still don’t get the therapy here, all you need to know is jason’s dead right, seeing his corpse isn’t gonna stop the hallucinations.

Tommy – “Seeing it won’t but destroying it wlil. Jason belongs in hell, and i’m gonna see he gets there”

Tommy is probably one of the greatest characters in the series hands down, However Jason is still #1

Deputy Rick – “Freeze it psycho”
Sherrif Garris – Now look what you’ve done. You’ve made my deputy draw his revolver, he’s been dying to try out his new mail order laser scope”

Deputy Rick – “Wherever the red dot goes….You Bang”

Gets me in stitches every time hahahahaha

your all doomed!