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Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-05-13T22:38:14+00:00

I'm as dumb as they come.

What WERE you going to be when you grew up?

Statistics: Posted by jasonfan — Fri May 13, 2026 10:38 pm

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-04-05T01:58:39+00:00

"Yeah. It's just as cute in the middle of the fucking street. Get it out of here!"

Statistics: Posted by Quinton_Moad — Tue Apr 05, 2026 1:58 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-04-04T07:32:41+00:00

Part 1 - "Your goin to camp blood ain't ya."
- "God damn it Ralph!"

Part 2 - "No seconds on desert for Jeff and Sandra tonight"

Part 3 - "Shelly come meet your date."
- "Bring her to me."

Part 4 - "He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing."

Part 5 - "Girl, you are so hot"

Part 6 - "Come on ya pussy."

Part 7 - "Need a little touch up work my ass."

Part 8 - "School is out, McCulloch."

JGTH - "I've got a gun
- "Fuck that. I've got a gun"

Jason X - "You Passed!"

FVJ - "Man the torpedoes."

Remake - "Your tits are stupendous."

Statistics: Posted by deadcounselor — Mon Apr 04, 2026 7:32 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-25T23:07:14+00:00

"That is one fucking ugly man that goes there."

"You big dildo."

Statistics: Posted by Spook — Fri Mar 25, 2026 11:07 pm

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-21T01:30:46+00:00

"you brought him on board?"

every line from Sheriff Garris

Statistics: Posted by sit on it tonto — Mon Mar 21, 2026 1:30 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-18T06:11:04+00:00

"If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble dude."

Statistics: Posted by Quinton_Moad — Fri Mar 18, 2026 6:11 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-18T05:31:05+00:00

"I said sit on it Tonto" - Cop on the bike; original film

Statistics: Posted by Kane — Fri Mar 18, 2026 5:31 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-15T20:28:49+00:00

"These kids smoke better dope than I do"-Paul (Part 2)

Statistics: Posted by CampBlood1980 — Tue Mar 15, 2026 8:28 pm

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-08T02:05:05+00:00

"i gotta date with a soap on a rope"

Statistics: Posted by Sheriff_Garris — Tue Mar 08, 2026 2:05 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-03-02T21:46:23+00:00

"jason voorhees, well that reminds me of a little girl in a pink dress, sticking a hot dog through a donut."

Statistics: Posted by Sheriff_Garris — Wed Mar 02, 2026 9:46 pm

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-02-09T01:35:45+00:00

"Dig him up... Does he think i'm a fart head?"

Statistics: Posted by JJ Mitchell — Wed Feb 09, 2026 1:35 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-01-20T04:54:30+00:00

Damn enchiladas!!!

Statistics: Posted by RangerMatt — Thu Jan 20, 2026 4:54 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-01-20T04:41:51+00:00

Jesus ain't got nothing to do with this place......... Wait a second, wrong series haha

Statistics: Posted by Saint_Nick09 — Thu Jan 20, 2026 4:41 am

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-01-18T20:13:59+00:00

"Holy shit! Holy God damn! Holy jumpin' Jesus Christmas shit!" love that!

Statistics: Posted by Colin — Tue Jan 18, 2026 8:13 pm

Re: Favorite funny quotes from the entire series.

2011-01-18T19:13:49+00:00

Part 5 will always have a special place with me due to the fact it was my first Friday film. Loved it then, love it now!

Statistics: Posted by Kane — Tue Jan 18, 2026 7:13 pm