"These kids smoke better dope than I do"-Paul (Part 2)

"I said sit on it Tonto" - Cop on the bike; original film

"If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble dude."

"you brought him on board?"

every line from Sheriff Garris

Part 1 - "Your goin to camp blood ain't ya."
- "God damn it Ralph!"

Part 2 - "No seconds on desert for Jeff and Sandra tonight"

Part 3 - "Shelly come meet your date."
- "Bring her to me."

Part 4 - "He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing."

Part 5 - "Girl, you are so hot"

Part 6 - "Come on ya pussy."

Part 7 - "Need a little touch up work my ass."

Part 8 - "School is out, McCulloch."

JGTH - "I've got a gun
- "Fuck that. I've got a gun"

Jason X - "You Passed!"

FVJ - "Man the torpedoes."

Remake - "Your tits are stupendous."

"Yeah. It's just as cute in the middle of the fucking street. Get it out of here!"

I'm as dumb as they come.

What WERE you going to be when you grew up?