First off I don't criticize all of these other "special" threads that everybody creates, so don't break my balls about this one!

Anyways, if there was anybody I would throw in the cage and let Jason have his way with them it would be his own creator Victor Miller

Why? Victor Miller did NOT create Jason the killer, but rather Jason the victim. He has been openly critical of Jason's portrayal in the sequel and later films. In his vision, Jason was just a boy who drowned in a lake and DIED...End of story!

Next would be Ronni Yu! And for those asking me why him, just go back and read everything I've ever had to say about Freddy Vs Jason!

Thank You...

HAHA, i like that idea! maybe imo jason vs platinum dunes for me, for that boring as fuck Nightmare on elm street remake..

Meh, I say let old school Jason and old school Freddy tag team it up and make all of them their bitches!

Rob Zombie. I also request a time machine so that we could go back to before he made the worst movie/remake ever made - Halloween 2026. That way Jason kills him and we never had to live with the fact that the movie was made.

Agreed, VISUALLY the movie looks great, but that redneck white trash shit story sucked, and myers went from the shape to a kid with mommy and adolescent issues(very original....sarcasm), and even worse was the sequel H2....theres so many haters, im not a rob zombie hater by any means, I liked house of 1000 corpses, but H2, was one of the worst movies ive ever seen not as a fan, but as a movegoer.. its just terrible ONE massive POS.

Jason vs. Damian Shannon and Mark Swift who were awesome at writing Jason scenes but sucked at character development and are responsible for the lamest characters of all the films.

Hell I'd even stick The Nanny in there with Jason.....I can hear her screaming in her annoying voice, "Mr. Sheffieeelldddd"

Brendan Fraser. I can't stand that goofy-eyed bastard.

The MPAA board members who insisted on cutting all of Jason's finest murderous moments from part 2 onwards.

Michael Myers

It would have to be Michael Myers without a doubt

Only the master of the cage match: Bonesaw McGraw!


Oooooh yeah!

The Jacks Link's Beef Jerky Sasquatch.