Bracket Challenge: Paintballers Division

Posted 05 Aug 2024 in Fans



Nothing gets Jason more upset than some weekend warrior shooting his dirty green shirt with red paint. It really pisses him off. Here is the second and final divsion to be revealed in Week 1 of the Bracket Challenge. Which company exec deserves to be the final paintballer. Place your vote now! Paintballers and Prophets of Doom will have their votes tallied this weekend and results given on Monday.


He just can’t catch a break. When he’s not accidentally shooting   
himself or getting lost, he finds his fellow paintballers seconds too
late as Jason has already given them the ol’ triple decapitation. If
only he had a real gun instead of the paintball gun. Na, it wouldn’t
have mattered anyway.




stan-larryStan and Larry
These guys are so busy arguing about being hungry,
death being their business and being all ass, that they
walk by Jason who is standing right next to them in
broad daylight. They deserved to get the machete.





She did in MR. Commando, weapons and all. Survival really is the
name of the game. Too bad she never had experience in a real
survival situation. I don’t think Jason would gone any easier on
her if she shot him with the paintball gun!




The dumb broad tricked him. Burt never gets shot. Why not get
angry and start chopping a tree with a machete? Burt appears to
be a badass, and possibly the only one of this bunch that could
have given Jason a run for his money. Sadly, he gets his arm
rippped off because he’s too busy pouting about being shot by a
girl. Poor Burt.





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  1. T (06 Aug 2024, 10:48)

    hey everyone i found this interview and they talk about the remakes sequel thought ud like to read it
    and sad news it wont be in the snow :(

  2. Tiger Mask (06 Aug 2024, 12:24)

    This bracket challenge is actually a tough one.

    But in the end I think I have to vote for: Katie.
    Because all the other paintball guys are just clumsy fools, that couldn’t even beat the one chick in this game. Katie “eliminated” the twins & Burt and would have probably also defeated Roy to win this whole game. She even heard Jason making a noise, before the infamous triple decapitation. If it wasn’t for the twins that distracted her she might have even survived a little bit longer.

  3. chuck30 (06 Aug 2024, 13:06)

    I’m gonna vote for Roy just because he was the only one who was able to fire off a shot, albeit a paintball shot, but he took iniative.

  4. peter raymond dayton (06 Aug 2024, 15:47)

    i’m not voting (because i’m ratta tatta touille on my work computer and I’ve already voted). I just wanted to jump on and say that although Roy shot Jason, it was the narrow-shouldered beer-gut Jason that wasn’t even played by CJ Graham that he shot. I guess you could say he did ‘kill’ Jason, because when Jason looks down at the paintball splat you can see his narrow shoulders and beer gut, and that’s what got the actor cut from the part. This was the first scene shot for the movie and after veiwing the dailies the producers got CJ instead.

    What is with the music in this scene? I really despise it. I think ole Harry Manfredini really fell down on the job on this movie, much like with Jason X. But, he still rules. The theme for part 1 still runs through my head every day.

  5. Stefan (06 Aug 2024, 15:48)


  6. yellow misfit (06 Aug 2024, 19:08)

    Roy, way tougher choice than the prophet of doom category.

  7. jasonsfury (06 Aug 2024, 19:11)

    I think there are more that are harder to choose than there are easy. Trust me, I have had a hard time picking my favorites while putting this all together.

  8. WitheredCarnation (06 Aug 2024, 22:24)

    Tough one! The corporate paintballers was one of the more unique ways to get extra meat in Jason’s path. I’ll probably go with Katie for a silly reason: she makes them wear those headbands (deadbands?). Too bad she didn’t have time to tie hers on.

  9. terry (06 Aug 2024, 23:26)


  10. f13ticket (07 Aug 2024, 4:05)

    I vote Katie.

    This was a real hard one for me. I wasn’t going to do Burt. Roy is funny, and actually got a shot at Jason which was more than anyone else did. And Stan and Larry are hilarious together. I really tussled with giving this vote to Stan and Larry, or between the two, Stan.

    I went with Katie because she had a lot of balls. This was still the mid 80s, give or take, and including women fully into work and out of job but work related activities was still clearly a touchy subject. She had the tenacity to go out into the woods with a bunch of guys she worked with and get involved. Which, as clearly seen with Burt, wasn’t the most welcomed thing for her to be doing. Not only did she get out there and involved, she also won. And, she had the backbone to demand they wear their “dead” headbands to really drive in the victory.

    All of this considered, I give Katie my vote for being brave in participating with gumption in a socially volatile situation.

  11. Chris (07 Aug 2024, 5:32)


  12. voorheesfanatic80 (07 Aug 2024, 19:45)


  13. Jasons Buddy (07 Aug 2024, 23:19)


  14. Ghastly (08 Aug 2024, 19:29)

    Oooh, tough one. I think I’d have to go with Katie though. Roy was a wuss, Burt was an angry moron and the others were filler kills imo.

  15. Gay guy (08 Aug 2024, 20:33)

    I vote Burt because he had the nicest ass and the biggest ****.