Win ‘The Man In The Lake’ On DVD With Your Favorite Quote
Alright everyone, the wait is almost over. Tonight, the highly anticipated fan film, ‘The Man In The Lake’, makes its world debut. In celebration of the release of the film, Southlan-Films has agreed to give away a certain number of DVD copies to lucky visitors of this website. We have already been excepting contest entries at my Twitter account and now we are opening the contest up to visitors to the website.
Here’s what you need to do. Tell us your favorite quote or quotes from the Friday the 13th series. Random comments with those quotes will be selected as a winner and the commenter will be notified via email. So, please make sure you have a valid email entered when commenting with your favorite quote. Good luck everyone and make sure to check back here and watch the premiere of ‘The Man In The Lake’ at 8PM EST!
THE MAN IN THE LAKE
Produced by Southlan-Films
Directed by Ron McLellen
written by Kevin L Powers
After the drowning death of a young man at Camp Crystal Lake, the camp is closed down for good. Police searched for days after the accident but the body of the young man was never rcovered from the lake. Now years later a private investor, Spencer Hartwell, buys the property where the camp once stood with plans of reopening it. He hires a group of young folks to join him at the camp and help him get it ready for the upcoming season. When they arrive at the nearby town of Crystal City they are warned to stay away from the old camp. A local store owner tells them how no one goes there because legend has it that the young boy who drowned all those years back actually survived, and now he haunts the forest surrounding Crystal Lake taking vengence on anyone that somes around. None of them take the stories seriously, and they go on their way. Shortly after arriving one of the guys, exploring the forest, happens upon an old shack. Upon checking it out he discovers that the stories are true, and the Man in the Lake… is real.
“Take your best shot… mother fucker.” – Julius, Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
“Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!”
And gotta love this line just for the pay off.
“Hey, Ted, where’s that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew?”
I don’t wanna scare anyone, but I’m gonna give it to you straight about Jason. His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned. And if you listen to the old timers in town, they’ll tell you he’s still out there, some sort of demented creature. Surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now. Stalking, stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they even seen him, right in this area. That girl who survived that night at camp blood, that friday the 13th…She disappeared 2 months later, vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it that Jason saw his mother be-headed that night, and that he took his revenge. A revenge that he’ll continue to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. And by now, I guess …you all know, we’re the 1st to return here. 5 years, 5 long years he’s been dormant. And he’s hungry, Jason’s out there. Watching, always on the prowl for intruders. Waiting to kill, waiting to devour. Thirsty for young blood…
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“Jason was my son, and today is his birthday!” (said with a very wicked and mentally “out there” grin from Betsy Palmer) – Mrs. Voorhees from the original Friday the 13th. 1980
“Paul there’s someone in this room … Paul THERE’s SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING ROOM!” – Giny Field (Amy Steel) from Part 2. 1981
“You never mean to, aurgh!” – Andy (Jeffrey Rogers) Part 3. 1982
“Okay, Chris. But there’s only so many cold showers I can take” – Rick. Part 3 again.
“And Jimbo, don’t be such a … DEADFUCK!*laughs*” – Ted. The Final Chapter. 1984
“Hey Ted! Ted. hey, Ted! Where the hell is the corkscrew?! Ted? …” – Jimbo. The Final Chapter again
“Itssssss SHOWTIME!!!” – Luna, A New Beginning. 1985
“Happy Friday the 13th!” Deputy Rick Colonge, Jason Lives. 1986
“There’s a legend ’round here. Of a killer buried–but not DEAD” -uncredited by the late/great Walk Gorney, somewaht returning in audio form as Crazy Ralph. 1988
“School is OUT, MacCoulagh! Okay?…” – Julius, Jason Takes Manhatten. 1989
“Well now, thats only cause your ol’ lady ain’t had a taste of the Duke yet! *smart ass grin*” – Creighton Duke, Jason Goes to Hell. 1993
“Hey wanna smoke some pot and have pre-marital sex? We just LOVE pre-marital sex!!! *giggles*) – Holographic circa 1980 Crystal Lake Campers, Jason X. 2024
You see Jason was my son, and today is his birthday!
Guys, it’s ok. He just wanted his machete back.
“Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!”
My favorite quote is from part 6 when the 2 kids are hiding under the bed and the one says \What were you gonna be when you grew up?\ It was also the first friday i saw at the theatre (my friend and i had to sneak in) and i haven’t missed a friday at the theatres yet!!!!
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly. ” – Lizabeth
“Jason belongs in Hell… and I’m gonna see to it that he gets there.” – Tommy Jarvis
“That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.” – Creighton Duke
“Hey slappy! I got a little something for ya.” – Jason X
“It’s gonna be a hairy turn!” – Friday the 13th VI
“God, but I love that macho talk. Emergency generators!” – Friday the 13th
“Do ya think you’ll last all Summer?”
“I don’t know if I’m going to last all week!”
- Bill enquires of Alice (part 1)
“I’m the messenger of God. You’re doomed if you stay here. This place is cursed…c-u-r-s-e-d!…. It’s got a death curse.” – Ralph to the counselors (part 1)
“His name is Jason, and today is his birthday.” – Mrs. Voorhees – (part 1)
“Paul, there’s someone in this room. THERE’S SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING ROOM!” – (part 2)
“ok, there it is huh, there is grave….. ok, let’s GO!” – Allen Hawes
“I’m not going out there with a boner”- Richie (Friday the 13th 2024)
“You’re going to Camp Blood Ain’t ya? You’ll never come back again! It’s got a death curse!” – Crazy Ralph (Friday the 13th 1980)
“They were screwin’ their heads off, MAtt” – Sheriff Tucker
You son of a bitch. You come back here you bastard. You ain’t getting away with this. Goddamit, I’m going to get you. – Ali (Friday the 13th Part 3)
Hey Honey you got a sister? Ruff Ruff! – Ted (Friday the 13th The Final Chapter)
Holy Shit! Who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you want? – Ehtel (Friday the 13th Part 5 – A New Beginning)
Dig him up? Does he think I’m a fart head? – Caretaker (Friday the 13th Part VI)
“You just have to see that Jason’s dead, right? Seeing his corpse ain’t gonna stop your hallucinations!” – Allen Hawes
“Seeing it won’t, but destroying it will. Jason belongs in Hell – and I’m gonna see to it that he gets there.” – Tommy Jarvis
Happy fucking birthday!
Need a little pice of work, my ass!
“Dude,that Goalie was pissed”-Freeburg FvJ
Aye Southland Hook Ya boi One up with a dvd for a Custom 7 inch Jason from your film let me kno thanks
”this shit box is gross” damon – part 5
” you came this close to hitting the start button on a whoop-ass machine buoy” – Donnie from remake 2024
Cort – p.6 – “What are you doing back there? Taking a DUMP?”
“EEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA” Ethel cuttin chicken, “A New Beginning”
“Was it you, me, or the hammock? i vote for me. I vote for the hammock” Andy, Debbie Part 3
“a frightened retard” Ginny Part 2
“you let him drown, you never paid any attention” Mrs. Voorhees
“he’s killing me, he’s killing me” Rob part 4
He was my son and todays is his birthday part 1
Happy Friday the 13th part 6
So, what were you gonna be when you grew up? part 6
Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment Martin part 6
Dig him up? Does he think I’m a fart-head? part 6
i love this from part 6 grave keeper say’s [what do they think i am a doodey head’ transition kids yell yeah!!!
i laugh so hard at that everytime i watch that movie
reply to my comment its fart head lol i got it mixed up
“Shitheads couldn’t even stick him back in right. Why’d they have to go and dig up Jason?” – Martin (cemetery caretaker) – Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”
” sunny in the valley, cloudy in the mountains , and snow flurries up your nose”
Billy from Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning
“It’s showtime !” Lana from Friday the 13th part 5
” you just stay right there doll” ( Billy talking to his drugs, in the car.)
Billy from Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning
“Aha! And there’s no Betty either!” – Teddy Bear
“That shit ain’t fucking right dude. – Donnie. That line still kills me. Out of all the movies where we see his face not one person ever verbalized what he or she was looking at. It cracks me up.
Would you shut the fuck up! Part V
“Kill her, mommy!” – Pamela Voorhees, part 1
“It’s got a death curse”
“It says you’re a dead fuck”
“The he’s still there…”
“You’re not gonna bring him back, are you?” – Brodski, Jason X
“Is this your rubber?” Spoken eloquantly by Fox, Part 3
“Hey, you fuck! You fat ass maggotty blown up fuck! Suck this! Suck it.” Coroner’s assistant, JGTH
“I got a date with a soap on a rope.” Eddie, Part 7
“RRAGHAHTTHAAH” – Jason a whole bunch, in JGTH
“Why won’t you die!” -Freddy to Jason in Freddy vs. Jason
that makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress,sticking a hotdog through a doughnut………..Creighton Duke ( Jason Goes to Hell)
“Come here…come here now. You’re the last one…I’ve killed all the others. It’ll be easier for you then it was for Jason. You need to be punished…for what you did to him! You let him drown! Jason was my son! You should have been watching him………EVERY MINUTE!!!!!!”
Mrs. Voorhees (Friday the 13th 2024)
“Would you shut, the fuck, up.” -Ethel Part V: A New Beginning :)
Please accept my entry into the giveaway and thanks for the
opportunity to participate. Here’s a favorite quote of mine:
\Crazy Ralph: You’ll never come back again.\
Quote is from the the first Friday the 13th film.
\ki, ki, ki, ma, ma, ma\- Harry Manfredini (composer pt. 1-8). Obviously the ‘key’ sound effect in the music of the whole series! I think it’s ‘vital’ for the series too, really has become universal with it! This is my entry Jason Fury, thanks for everything you do man! : )
“Look what you did to him! Look what you did to him!”-Pamela Voorhees, C. 1980
\Ain’t I make the best goddamn stew in the whole wide world?\ -Ethel (pt. 5: A New Beginning)
“Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment.” – Martin the caretaker
Hey guys, because I am uploading MITL in DVD quality format it is taking longer to upload. The film will be presented in 5 parts. The upload should be complete and ready for viewing on You Tube at 10 pm est. Sorry for the slight delay, but I wanted to upload a higher quality version.
Part 2:
“Do you know if there are any after-hours places around here?” -
“Sure are”
HAHAHA….Ted’s face is priceless
where ever the red dot goes ya bang-Deputy Rick Colonge, Jason Lives
what a stupid place to put a lamp;stoner dude in part 7-cant think of his name
Come and getem,im here! stew and jeff during lunch in part 2
Are you looking for this? Because it completes your outfit.
Chewie to Jason : F13 2024
Hes Killing Oh god he’s killing me Rob-friday the 13th The final chapter
Jason should have been watchet. Every minut! He was….he wasn’t a very good swimmer. Mrs V Part 1
Trent-”Your tits are stupendous.”
Still not up yet…
Still uploading it will be about 15 minutes
is the film uploaded yet?
Cool! I can’t wait!!
Due to some unforeseeable Audio problem with YouTube MITL will be delayed by approx. 1.5 hour as we fix the issue. We are very sorry for the delay and hope that you all understand.
Are you exporting a YT version through Final Cut or Adobe PP?
F13 Part 1:
-”Are you getting smart with me, boy?”
-”Me? I’m as dumb as they come!!?
“He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace” Deter Perez Jason X:
“Happy Friday the 13th” Rick Jason LIVES:
“You can’t be alive” Chris Friday the 13th part 3:
“I don’t want to scare anyone… But i’m gonna give it to you straight about Jason” Paul Friday the 13th part 2:
“Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed” Eenas or however you spell it Friday the 13th (1980)
“That should teach you a valuble lesson, Beautiful girl like you should never go out in the dark alone” Shelley Friday the 13th part 3:
“It’s got a death curse” Crazy Ralph Friday the 13th (1980)
Guys, please! Don’t sit here and cry like a little bitch. You’re each going to get your dicks sucked by a gay man ok. So, go grab a coca-a-cola, sit down, watch the movie and shut the fuck up.
“they don’t call me the wood wizard because I masturbate a lot”
“You’re all doomed”
“mommy is talking to you Jason”
“welcome to my nightmare”
How sweet black meat-Freddy Krueger (Jason vs Freddy)
Hey asshole! -Freddy Krueger (Jason vs Freddy)
I got your nose- Freddy (Freddy vs Jason)
any word on how the uploads are coming?
@I pissed you off just now! As opposed to getting sucked off by a “straight” man? Being the expert on it I’d figured you’d give us pointers on such a Friday night activity. I guess I’ll just watch Tenenbre. Been a while.
“You’ll Never comebackag-ain.” :D I love the way Ralph says it. LOL.
“Some pack of patootsies, huh?” – Part 4
“It’s cool man, Iiit’s cool.” – Part 8, in context, it’s one of the funniest lines in the series.
“We just want to be left alone……. and so does he.” – 2024
“Come on ya chicken shit. Come on, ya Pu-ssy.” – Part 6
“I’m sorry he can’t come to the phone right now, he’s in the can, draining his lizard.” – Part 6
Lots more. :P
“Doomed! You’re all doomed!” Crazy Ralph – Friday the 13th
“I told the others, they didn’t believe me. You’re all doomed. You’re all doomed.” Crazy Ralph – Friday the 13th part II
Folks I am very sorry that we had problems with the Youtube upload which kept us from going online with the film as planned on Friday the 13th. I guess it was an unlucky day for me as far as uploading the film. It will be on line soon. Sorry for the delay.
Ron
Ron,
most of us understand stuff like this happens. just keep us up to date and let us know when it gets uploaded. I’ve been wanting to see it since I saw the trailer.
your all doomed!
you and your friends are dead. Game Over. F13 nes game
“He, is an unstoppable killing machine!” Rowan LaFontaine referring to Jason in Jason X.
Ralph – “I told the others. They didn’t believe me. You’re all doomed. You’re all doomed” – Crazy ralph is one creepy bastard
Jimbo – “Ya well there is no computer”
Ted – “Ah ha, and there’s no Betty either.”
Jimbo – “Then i’m a dead fuck”
Ted – “Like i said computer don’t lie”
That whole computer bit is classic and always funny
Axel – “Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus Goddamn! Holy Jesus Jumping Christmas Shit!”
This is probably one of the best outburts of all time :)
Hawes – “I still don’t get the therapy here, all you need to know is jason’s dead right, seeing his corpse isn’t gonna stop the hallucinations.
Tommy – “Seeing it won’t but destroying it wlil. Jason belongs in hell, and i’m gonna see he gets there”
Tommy is probably one of the greatest characters in the series hands down, However Jason is still #1
Deputy Rick – “Freeze it psycho”
Sherrif Garris – Now look what you’ve done. You’ve made my deputy draw his revolver, he’s been dying to try out his new mail order laser scope”
Deputy Rick – “Wherever the red dot goes….You Bang”
Gets me in stitches every time hahahahaha
Okay guys Finally all parts of Man in the Lake have uploaded 100% I am going to let them process for about an hour so the quality will be optimum. Thanks for being so patient and sorry for the wait. Enjoy the show. I will activate the episodes at 2pm est
\It’ll be easier for You than it was for Jason\-Mrs. Voorhees part 1.
\These kids smoke better dope than I do\-Paul Holt part 2.
\ I have warned thee, I have warned thee\-Abel part 3.
\It says Youre a dead fuck\-Teddy The Final Chapter
\You big dildo, eat Yer fuckin slop\-Ethel Hubbard A New Beginning
\All the grief Youve given Me You should be leaving wearing Your balls as earings\-Sherrif Garris part 6
\Columbian express is pulling out, all aboard\-David part 7
\ Yo man its cool, its cool man its cool\-street punk part 8
\itll be just as cute when its on the fuckin street now get it out\-Joey B. Jason Goes To Hell
\Let Me handle this, bitch\-Freddy Kreuger disguised as stoner kid Freddy Vs. Jason
\its ok He just wanted His machete back\-Professor Lowe Jason X
\They dont call Me the wood wizard cause I masturbate alot\-Chewie FT13th 2024
“Why’d they have to go and dig up Jason? Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment”
“Darling, you’re gonna be the death of me. Yeah, but what a way to go, huh?”
both classics from Martin the caretaker in pt 6!
“Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?”
Steven to campers driving to Camp Crystal Lake
“Happy Friday the 13th” – Dep. Cologne, Part VI
MIne is from part 5:
“You big dildo…Eat your fucking slop.” — Ethel, to her son, Junior